OPINIONS

Not Exactly Smashing

Smashburger Angus Beef Burger

As I sat down to enjoy my Angus beef burger at school, I was expecting to bite into a hot, juicy burger. I unraveled the wrapper and quickly realized that this burger had lost all its warmth. Ignoring this fact, I took a small bite of the burger and started to distinguish between the different flavors. The beef patty slowly disintegrated into flavorless nodules of unseasoned beef, and it was incredibly dry. Lacking flavor and moisture, the patty was difficult to swallow. The bun was decently soft but didn’t taste like much of anything. Overall, this burger didn’t do justice to the burgers sold at the restaurant itself, where they are delivered to the table hot. I recommend you stay away from this atrocity offered at our school as it will leave your mouth begging for water and something else to eat.

Bread: 5/10

Beef: 2/10

Overall: 3.5/10

Jonathan Zhang
[Graduated] Jonathan Zhang is a senior at Basis Peoria. He is constantly drugged on caffeine due to his complete disregard for a sleep schedule. He prefers coffee over red bull because he can chug coffee much faster, allowing caffeine to reach his bloodstream quicker. He is also a certified "foodie" and likes to pig out at restaurants. His cooking skills are subpar and usually result in something inedible. Additionally, he thoroughly enjoys comedy and cites Irish demigod Conan O'Brien as his inspiration. He also enjoys watching legends such as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. He hopes to have a normal sleep schedule one day.
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